How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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