she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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