Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
