I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You smell like a Billy Joel song
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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