It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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