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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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