But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
