I want to make a zoo with you.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
