Where did you get a picture of my penis
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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