Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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