Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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