His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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