Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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