We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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