so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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