My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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