She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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