My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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