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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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