just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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