threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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