Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Help. Why am I so naked?
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