shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
