I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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