Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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