he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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