do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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