So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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