We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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