In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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