I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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