I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
