I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I know her cup size but not her name....
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