just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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