it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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