Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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