So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
