would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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