I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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