omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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