Having a random hookup so left but love u
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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