atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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