i don't plan on having that self control this summer
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so let's talk penis.
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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