I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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