whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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