how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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