This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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