I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just found puke in my bra..
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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