My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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