ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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