farters have to be the big spoon...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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