since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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