That's intense
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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