mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We got so high we made milksteak
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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