so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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