i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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