ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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