We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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